( voicemail )

[chemistryinmotion]

Yo, this is Kid Flash, leave a message after the beep.

... Wait, did that work —?

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Cool.

[ BEEP ]

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[chemistryinmotion]

[ bart will automatically be able to tell that there is something off about wally's voice. it sounds a lot more threatening than it normally does. it's as if his blunt, sarcastic comments have been replaced with razors, with every intention to cut deep. ]

Hello, cousin of mine. Were you terribly worried? Don't worry, I'm feeling much better after my little doctor's visit.

[pits]

[ .............Okay, creepy. ]

Whoa, dude. Your mode impersonation is pretty spot on.

[ Except he's pretty sure he's not faking it. ]

[chemistryinmotion]

[ he'll take that as a compliment. ]

Is it? I hadn't noticed.

[pits]

They say the best actor is a natural one!

[ Cue fake laughter. ]

[chemistryinmotion]

Oh? This isn't acting, dear cousin. This is all me.

[ yeah, all demon. ]

[pits]

What, a late New Years resolution to change yourself?

[chemistryinmotion]

Have I really changed? Am I not the same cousin you call Wally West?

Tell me, Bart... what is it you desire most?

[pits]

Chicken Whizees.

[chemistryinmotion]

[ well... that's the most ridiculous wish he's ever heard, but at the same time, it isn't entirely surprising. he is still wally. ]

Ah, selfish as always, I see.

[pits]

You got it. But for once, I don't want your food. I don't wanna catch whatever you have.

[chemistryinmotion]

Oh, there's nothing to catch, dear cousin. But there is something you can give me.

[ sell him, actually... but shh. technicalities. ]

[pits]

What, are you gonna ask for my heart on a plate? I'm kinda fond of it where it's at, cuz.

[chemistryinmotion]

[ oh, this one thinks it's funny. how cute. ]

Nothing like that at all. You'll get to keep all your precious little organs exactly where they are. I just need something more... metaphysical.

[pits]

I dunno, I'm fond of my meta!