chemistryinmotion | ( voicemail )

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( voicemail )

Yo, this is Kid Flash, leave a message after the beep.

... Wait, did that work —?

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Cool.

[ BEEP ]

[ wally tries not to snort, but it comes out anyway. cracking jokes is his coping mechanism, it's part of his process ok. ]

I dunno, dude, how could I turn down the opportunity to french Superboy? Though maybe next time with less demonic possession and shady soul stealing...

[oh.... oh. boy is he glad this is voice and not video.] Uh...

[ and wally outright laughs this time. he's so used to robin throwing back the same flirtatious sarcasm he tends to forget conner... doesn't. ]

I'm joking, dude. But if you ever wanna go lip to lip again, I mean, maybe we should think about adding a little X to our Y, just saying.

No thank you. [he clears his throat. of course this was... how could he have thought that- well this has gotten hella awkward.] I'm uh- I don't... Not that I have any problems with that kind of lifestyle, but, I'm not... Sorry, I love you but I don't love you like that. [he loves you like a brother dude.]

Should you even be having this conversation with me if you're dating Rose?

[ CONNER OH MY GOD WALLY IS LOSING HIS SHIT. ARE YOU SERIOUS. ]

Supey, Supey — [ oh god it's so hard to to breathe everything he's saying is forced out through fits of laughter ] — oh my god did you seriously — I'm not being serious about this. Dude, wow, I really thought you'd've learned how to take a joke by now. [ he's kind of wheezing at this point. ] You're like my brother, man. Or my weird adopted never-aging-clone son who's actually older than me... Whatever, point is, no I'm not gay for you. I'm just messing with you.