( voicemail )

[chemistryinmotion]

Wally can't come to the D-Terminal right now, so please leave your name and message after the beep and he'll get back to you when he's done being all kissy with Rise or whatever else he's doing!

[ BEEP ]

Comments

[voicemail]

[renegadedriving]

Alright kid. I know I was high on painkillers yesterday, but Monodramon was all there, and he saw that whole thing with your girlfriend.

You guys being safe?

[private voice call] HE MADE DAMN SURE THE FILTER WAS ON THIS TIME TOO

[chemistryinmotion]

[ Wally is a little bit nervous, to say the least, when he sees that he has a message from Shepard. Crap, what did he do now?

... oh god she's asking about his sex life can he please go die ]

Um. Well, we're not exactly... you know, having sex, Commander. Pretty sure her partner would actually kill me if I tried anything like that.

[private voice call]

[renegadedriving]

Yeah, that's bull.

My parents were both military and it never stopped anyone when I was a teenager.

And, hell, I don't care if you guys have sex. Just don't be a moron about it, you got that?

[private voice call]

[chemistryinmotion]

[ Wally swallows thickly before nodding and answering. ]

Y-Yes, ma'am, got it.

I don't think we're, uh, ready yet, but if or when we are, I'll... you know, be safe about it.

[ He should probably go buy some condoms JUST IN CASE... ]