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( voicemail )

Yo, this is Kid Flash, leave a message after the beep.

... Wait, did that work —?

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Cool.

[ BEEP ]

[lmf.... you want to know what conner would have done if wally did joke around with him? he would have hung right the fuck up and left it at that. so!!! it's a good thing he didn't.....

though he can't help but sound a little wary at that. for all he knows the demon could still be inside of his friend, and could be fucking around with him like he had before. thankfully his gut feeling is telling him that wally is telling the truth though. so after a few moments of sheer silence on his end, he'll heave a small sigh of relief.] Thank God.

Welcome back.

[ wally still sounds a little hesitant himself, but he manages something of a laugh. ]

Yeah... thanks. It's... good to be back? I mean, I guess it's good to be... [ not trying to kill your friends and psychologically torturing them? ] in my right mind again, I guess.

[ he can still feel the evil presence in his bones, but he doesn't feel the overwhelming desire to make people suffer anymore. he just wants to forget. ]

[he releases another sigh as he shifts the phone from one ear to the other.] It's good to have you back. I'm sorry I couldn't help you much.

[ it hurts to hear those words from conner. he knows very well what happened with the demon, can remember it just as if he were watching a movie, except this one is on repeat. he swallows hard, finding his throat dry. ]

I'm not sure what else you could have done...

Well I could have punched him, but I'm pretty sure that wouldn't have ended so nicely for you.

... Uh. Yeah. Thanks for... not — doing that. [ there's an awkward pause, and then... ] Sorry about... uh, shoving my tongue down your throat.

[ and, you know, the whole selling your soul thing. but the kissing part is obviously the most important. #nohomo... but now he can say he's kissed both conner and m'gann... achievement unlocked??? ]

You better count yourself lucky, because I came this close from doing it. But that wouldn't have been fair to you in the end, so. [he sighs and shrugs.] It's not like you had any say in it. I'm sure if you did you wouldn't have done it.

[ wally tries not to snort, but it comes out anyway. cracking jokes is his coping mechanism, it's part of his process ok. ]

I dunno, dude, how could I turn down the opportunity to french Superboy? Though maybe next time with less demonic possession and shady soul stealing...

[oh.... oh. boy is he glad this is voice and not video.] Uh...

[ and wally outright laughs this time. he's so used to robin throwing back the same flirtatious sarcasm he tends to forget conner... doesn't. ]

I'm joking, dude. But if you ever wanna go lip to lip again, I mean, maybe we should think about adding a little X to our Y, just saying.

No thank you. [he clears his throat. of course this was... how could he have thought that- well this has gotten hella awkward.] I'm uh- I don't... Not that I have any problems with that kind of lifestyle, but, I'm not... Sorry, I love you but I don't love you like that. [he loves you like a brother dude.]

Should you even be having this conversation with me if you're dating Rose?

[ CONNER OH MY GOD WALLY IS LOSING HIS SHIT. ARE YOU SERIOUS. ]

Supey, Supey — [ oh god it's so hard to to breathe everything he's saying is forced out through fits of laughter ] — oh my god did you seriously — I'm not being serious about this. Dude, wow, I really thought you'd've learned how to take a joke by now. [ he's kind of wheezing at this point. ] You're like my brother, man. Or my weird adopted never-aging-clone son who's actually older than me... Whatever, point is, no I'm not gay for you. I'm just messing with you.

[ohp what's that sound? that's the sound of CONNER HANGING UP ON YOU. GOODBYE WALLY.]

[ SO RUDE!!! no more kisses 4 u conner ]

[he doesn't want them anyway!!!!!]

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